Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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