i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Randomize
