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She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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