girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
operation harelip BJ is a go
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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