Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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