And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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