My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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