I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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