i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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