no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Couch. On fire.
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