So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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