Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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