thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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