wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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