accomplished twins. life is a go
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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