We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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