That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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