drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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