The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Brb crying the tears of my youth
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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