Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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