I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
