she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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