I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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