She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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