Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
operation have a gay friend backfired
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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