just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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