This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
