I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I wish i was in the wii world.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The air was thick with penises
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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