Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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