That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
