I am in a vortex of obligation.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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