You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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