My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
