so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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