is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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