D3 body, D1 cock
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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