i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Randomize
