I'm lost and stupid without you.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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