the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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