that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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