At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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