:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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