he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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