So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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