gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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