We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Randomize
