how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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