You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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