ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
