i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
