matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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