Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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