Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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