brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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