You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
why didn't you poke me back
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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