i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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