Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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